We spent today at City of Rocks in Southern Idaho, climbing
all afternoon. Climbing here is like
going to climbing heaven, everything about the place is stellar. If there is a better place to hang out and
climb in the world, I haven’t been there.
The rock is incredibly friendly with great friction but easy on your
hands and bomber pro. The campsites are
some of the best in the country; it is remote but not isolated, the views, weather
and land are spectacular and everyone you meet is nice. This is the Idaho I grew up with; laid back,
unpretentious, conservative but live & let live. Frank Church country back in the day. Up until now we have seen most campgrounds
populated by retirees in RV’s. Here it
is almost all young climbers camping in tents.
There is still hope for the human race.
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City of Rocks Campsite |
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View from our campsite |
We will be here for a week, having spent the last week in
Moab and Salt Lake City not climbing due to some unexpected events. On Memorial Day I received two offers on the
house I have been trying to sell on Bainbridge Island for the past 3 ½ years. Those were the first two offers I’ve had in
all that time as I dropped the price from $1.4 M to $775K. OUCH!!!!
By the time I’m done paying off my ex-wife I will net next to nothing
after 30 years of mortgage payments. I’m
starting to think that being homeless has its advantages.
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Bainbridge house |
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View of Puget Sound from the house |
Needless to say, dealing with the sale of my house took
precedent over climbing. When we did try
to climb at Wall Street in Moab, neither of us made it more than 18 inches off
the ground. I stick clipped the first
bolt on our first (and last) climb there, and then couldn’t make it up to the
bolt to pull the carabineer when I realized I was never getting up that climb that
day. Fortunately, a local in flip flops
saved us by zipping up and pulling the beaner for us. Oh well.
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Moab area |
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Crowd at Delicate Arch |
On the way up to Moab we paid the entrance fee and drove
through Monument Valley so that I could show Babe what Bandito country looks
like. This was the first time I had ever
paid to go into the park, as it was the sight of numerous, illegal ascents of
sandstone spires by the Bandito clan.
Probably the most infamous of them was the first ascent of Never Never
Land on the Totem Pole by me, Stan and LB.
We did this over 3 days in the winter of 1978 when tourist season was
over and we could climb undetected by camping behind the spire, out of sight
from everyone. The weather was cold,
windy and snowy, which we counteracted by eating LSD. Foolishly, we sent LB unsupervised to grocery
shop before this particular climb, so we had nothing to eat for 3 days except
lemon pudding, pop tarts and beer with maybe a can or two of beans thrown
in. To make it worse, Stan’s beater of a
car got stuck in the sand, stuck in drive, was almost out of gas and had to be
started with a large screw driver by shorting across the starter solenoid. I hiked out to the road after we climbed the
route and ran into Beverly Johnson who pulled us out of the sand. When we got to Kayenta for gas, we ran into
some hikers who were being hauled off to jail for illegally climbing on the
reservation.
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Totem Pole |
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Stan's stuck beater |
If you don’t know about Bev, she was first woman to solo El
Cap and the first person to solo the Straits of Magellan in a kayak, first
person to pilot a gyro-craft in the Antarctic, she skied across Greenland,
windsurfed across the Bering Straits, led all-woman team to parachute into
highlands of New Guinea and was the first female smoke jumper,. She also filmed the Russian-Afghanistan war
with her husband Mike Hoover. Did I
mention that she was also beautiful and unfailingly considerate and nice? She was killed several years ago in a
helicopter crash along Frank Wells, president of Disney at the time. At her memorial service outside of Jackson
Wyoming which I attended with John Harlin, we ran into Tom Brokaw and Clint
Eastwood to give you an idea how important Bev’s contributions were to the
outdoor adventure and film communities.
Her life has been chronicled in the book “The View from the Edge” by Gabriela Zimm. Babe would have loved Bev for sure.
In Salt Lake we stayed a couple of nights with a long-time
(25 years) friend Duncan Edwards and his wife Anne. We called them about 30 minutes before
crashing at their home in the nicest area of Salt Lake up by Westminster
College. Duncan and I worked together in
the 80’s to tie up all the Gore-Tex footwear manufacturers with a licensing
program that to this day enables Gore to own that market. We had to.
It enabled us to introduce all the technology required to actually make
waterproof/breathable footwear. Before
that it all leaked and wasn’t breathable at all. My kids both spent their infancy in the same
crib as Duncan’s kids: one that Duncan bought in Korea when he lived there learning
how to put together licensing deals with the masters of “knock off”.
Anne is a doctor, so I got a referral to see someone about
the pain in my groin that has been bothering me for months. Unfortunately, the cause was not the extra
large Johnson I wish I was packing, but turned out to be a torn labrum in my
right hip. With all the climbing and
hiking it has painfully locked up several times on this trip and I needed to
know what I was dealing with. If I was
smart I would go see an orthopedic doctor now but that would probably end this
trip, so I followed standard American medical advice and started taking
non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (ibuprofen, naprosin) to control the
pain. I have been able to avoid those
drugs completely for the past few years and am loathe to start taking them
again.
But the bottom line is that I don’t think I can stomach
another surgery. I have been under
general anesthesia 12 times and have over 50 inches of scars to show for it, many
of them brought on by climbing. Two
hernia operations, two shoulder operations, an artificial knee, a reconstructed
knee (ACL), a reattached bicep tendon, reconstructed ankle and traumatic wound
closure every year until I turned 40. My
most recent surgery took place at the end of October where I had a tendon
pulled from the bottom of my foot and transplanted to replace the largest posterior
tibial tendon, largest tendon in the body.
They put a 4 inch screw in for good measure and cut away one of the
three attachment points of the Achilles tendon on the calf. This is a very delicate and difficult surgery
that included two months with no weight bearing post op, so I am more than a
little pleased that my foot has worked superbly all trip even in jam cracks. Dr. Patrick Code in Medford did the surgery
and I can’t say enough about great the job he did.
So fuck it. I’m climbing, hip or no hip and dealing with the
consequences next month.
But staying off the rock for a week gave me the opportunity
to review some of the gear we are using.
I am not a gear freak despite having run some of the preeminent outdoor
clothing and equipment businesses in the world, and tend to use my personal
gear until it disintegrates. But I do
constantly test new stuff, am technically competent and most willing to call a
spade a spade. So here goes:
- Audi S4.
Best car I have ever owned. We
have beaten it over rough, 4-wheel drive roads on this trip and cruised at 100+
loaded to the gills. Flawless.Escort 9500ci radar detector with display hidden
in the rear view mirror. Ditto. No tickets.
- MSR Mutha Hubba tent. Supposed to be a 3-person backpacking tent,
works fantastic as a 2-person car camping tent.
Jim Giblin designed this tent and it is bombproof and well thought out
on every detail. Best tent I have ever
owned and I’ve owned dozens of tents.
Even the tent stakes that come with it are best of class.
- MSR Reactor stove and cookware. Best stove ever made (including Jetboil) for
boiling water quickly and efficiently.
Not affected by wind and very compact.
Uses radiant heat to cook instead of a flame, and utilizes the exhaust
gases via a heat exchanger to heat the pot.
Redwood Stephens designed this stove and it is simply an engineering
marvel. Can’t really cook with it, but
it is hell on water.
- MSR Duralite cookware. Extremely well tricked out, lightweight, easy
to use and clean. Kudos to Drew Keegan.
- Therm-A-Rest Dreamtime mattresses. Big, bulky and so comfortable you think you
were sleeping in your bed at home. Doug
Jacot is the person most responsible for this product. He is a very big guy, so he probably
had some incentive to get it right.
- Therm-A-Rest Alpine Blanket sleep system. First conceived of by Jim Trombly. We were looking for bedding that would work
for two people side by side, but this system leaves large cold gaps when hooked
together for two people. The concept is
stellar and it may work well for a single person, but it just doesn’t work well
as executed for two people. You are
better off going to Target and buying traditional bedding (as we did).
- Platypus GravityWorks filter system. By far the best way to purify water
backcountry; gravity does all the work.
John Burroughs of Cascade Designs was right to champion this idea, while
Lee Gestwich was a key contributor to its development.
- Platypus Big Zip water reservoir. Easily the worst closure system ever invented
to hold water. It doesn’t work, leaks
like a sieve, don’t’ buy it.
- Black Diamond Camalots and Stoppers. If I had this stuff when I was in my 20’s I
would have been sending 5.13 with relative ease. Fabulous.
- Black Diamond Spark pack. Babe loves the fit and comfort of this pack,
but it trades lightweight for durability and doesn’t hold enough for anything
but a day hike. Main compartment doesn’t
access well.
- Cold Cold World Chernobyl rucksack. Is there a better rugged climbing pack? I have beat the hell out of mine for over 20
years, hauled it up several big walls and still prefer it to every other pack
I’ve tried for climbing and backcountry skiing. Elegant simplicity and bomber construction.
- Arc’Teryx B-360a climbing harness. Wicked expensive, but no other harness
compares. When I went shopping for my
last harness I had an extensive list of must-have and like-to-have in a
harness. This harness met every criterion
and is extremely comfortable, lightweight and fully featured. I’ve taken several long falls in it and all
were fairly comfortable.
- Massif Breeze and Cool Knit t-shirts. Great climbing shirts for hot and cold
weather respectively. Tough, great
moisture management and extremely comfortable.
The fact that they help protect you from Improvised Explosive Devices
(IDE’s) is a bonus if you decide to go climbing in Afghanistan.
- Lelo Siri vibrator. Compact, quiet, holds a charge for a long
time and guaranteed to put a smile on any girl’s face.
- Nikon D300 camera. Whip me, beat me, drop me, abuse me. This workhorse is dependable, easy to use,
takes great pictures and holds up to a pounding. I can see now why Nikon dropped the D200
body. I love the 18mm-200mm zoom lens
and am also carrying a 50mm, f/1.4 fixed lens.
Both Nikkor, both excellent.
- Crown Royal Black whiskey. My vice of choice. We are nearly 2/3 of the way through the
bottle we bought in California for less than half the price of what we could
get it for in Oregon or Washington. Even
Babe likes taking a swig now before going to bed.
- Ex Officio clothing. Well made, well featured, comfortable. You may look like a tourist in them, but then
you probably are. I have pants, a
long-sleeve shirt, socks and a bandana; all with permethrin to keep the bugs
away. Good stuff.
- Arc’Teryx softshell jacket. Their clothes fit me well, are extremely well
made and durable, and I like their minimalistic approach.
- Boreal Ace climbing shoes. I’ve had mine resoled three times. They are a great all around climbing
shoe. Once I quit buying shoes that were
three sizes two small, I ended up with this pair that are also very
comfortable. Probably can’t lead 5.12 in
them, but then I probably couldn’t lead it with suction cups attached to my
feet.
- La Sportiva approach and climbing shoes. Everything they make is well made, fits me
and has been superbly designed for the task at hand. Maybe the best outdoor footwear company out
there. Babe loves her La Sportiva
approach shoes as well.
So much for the gear review.
Tomorrow promises to be another great day here in the City.
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Still alive & kicking |